The Adventures of Ramen and Spike cont'd

So as I was writing my last post, Ramen and Spike approached me. Both were thoroughly disappointed that I hadn't written about them in over two weeks! Or maybe it was three? I told them I was deeply sorry and I would as soon as possible. Ramen was of course understanding, but Spike gave me the cold shoulder. Anyways their story continues...

Tucson is known for many different things. Great Mexican Food, lousy snowbird drivers (I really don't have to explain this one do I?), and really crazy homeless people. Ramen and Spike are NOT allowed to leave the house, in case they get lost. Spike never listens to this, even though Ramen encourages him too. So one day, Claire left the screen door open while she was taking out the garbage, and Spike took this as his escape. Ramen ran after him in attempts to bring him back.

Spike: Damn! It is hot outside!
Ramen: Yeah it's September in Tucson, not exactly the coolest time of the year.
Spike: SONORAN DOGS!!!
Ramen: SPIKE NO! Do you know how bad those are for your health?
Spike: Pssh your a dog don't you eat anything and everything in sight?!?
Ramen: NO! I am a very particular dog. It has to be fine cuisine for me.
Spike: Hotdogs. Wrapped. IN. BACON!!!
Ramen: You drive a hard bargain. I guess since we are out we can go.
Spike: YESSSS!

So the two set off in search of El Guerro Canelo, home of the infamous Sonoran Dogs (Ps if you are ever in Tucson I highly recommend getting them). Spike scurried along while Ramen did his little Shiba trot (again if I have to explain then these stories won't make sense). The dynamic duo got some odd stares because Tucson is so not used to Shibas being friends with hedgehogs. Claire went back inside and locked the door without realizing her little buddies had left.

Ramen: Spike where the hell are we?!? My paws hurt, my coat has heated up and I am thirsty!
Spike: Calm down princess we are almost there.
Ramen: No we aren't! What if we get lost? What if no one finds us? Where am I gonna sleep? Who will throw

the ball?!?!
Spike: Woah there nervous Nelly.
Ramen: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Spike: I really don't remember you ever being a crybaby.

The two finally reached El Guerro Canelo.

Spike: I will have two Sonoran Dogs. Exactly the way you make it and a Coke.
Ramen: Two Sonoran dogs please. No beans. They give me gas.
Spike: Dear lord.

To be continued...


P.s. I know my story isn't all that great.

P.p.s. I might be going a little crazy but whatever I need a creative outlook right?